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The Rip Off Artists - The worst news in the world

 

 

 

THE RIP-OFF ARTISTS MANIFESTO

 

1. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello, Burt Bacharach and John Barry are the 5 primary pop music influences.

 

2. Lyrics are 50% of a pop song; they should either make a philosophical point or tell a story.

 

3. Tambourines and shakers must be used.

 

4. The following words will never be used in a rhyme scheme: heart and apart; young and fun; dead and bed.

 

5. Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, verse, chorus.

 

6. In music videos, no one will be seen playing a musical instrument.

 

7. No good pop song can come from jamming.

 

8. Illegal downloading of music is OK; failure to buy the music you love is a crime.

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