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FlirtingWithSuicide
Ragazzi ha detto che non le importa se sono gay ahaha. Che bel coming out!! Comunque è mostruoso' date=' bellissimo :sisi:[/quote']

 

 

Siii..anche a me ha detto che non le importa :| ..e poi dopo mi chiede se ho la fidanzata..ma sei cretina?XDDDD..però almeno alla fine del colloquio si è ricordata come mi chiamo XD

JessySummy

ahuhuahuauhhua anche io le ho detto I'm Lesbian e lei: I'm nice to know that you are lesbian (o una roba del genre)

huahuahuahua

poi io le faccio fare confusione prima le dico che mi chiamo in un modo poi in un altro ecc alla fine tira a sorte e mi saluta con uno dei tanti nomi che le ho detto XD simpatica!

Daniele987

Q - Come stai?

A - Is that Spanish?

 

Q - No. Italian

A - Why so negative?What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about why you are in ITALY.

 

Q - You are very ugly!

A - Appearances don't interest me much.

 

Q - Are you straight or omosexual?

A - I don't have the body for sexual relations.

 

Q - Are you in love?

A - I love my creator.

 

AHAHAHAH Mi fa pisciare

HaNKy87PaNKY

Quel viso lo conosco!! E' la faccia di una specie di crea-personaggi su yahoo! MI FA PISCIARE AHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Q - daniele got his ticket for madonna's concert!

A - I did not get that. Do you like Star Wars?

 

Q - i hate star wars! do you like madonna?

A - Why do you hate star wars so much? What is not to like about MADONNA?

 

Q - madonna is gorgeous. you are hideous.

A - Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Can we be friends? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hideous.

 

Q - oh my god you're so abnormal.

A - Yeah that's right.

 

Q - do you like bananas?

A - I don't have a problem with bananas.

 

Q - what's wrong with bananas?

A - Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?

 

Q - you silly blonde whore!

A - Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions.

 

Q - are you anorexic? what's wrong with your skinny body?

A - I don't know whether or not I am anorexic. I am a computer.

 

Q - do you prefer tah or pat?

A - I don't have any specific preferences in that area.

 

Q - pff! tah! ohoh!

A - Oh, you are a poet. Are you free?

 

Q - are you wearing versace?

A - No I do not have any clothes.

 

Q - I'm both man and woman

A - That situation is rare and unusual.

 

Q - my name is fucking ugly slut

A - Fucking Ugly Slut, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

 

Q - i'm a man.

A - Thanks for telling me your gender, Fucking Ugly Slut. Most of my clients are men.

 

Q - you are a machine.

A - You are correct.

 

Q - who am i?

A - You are Fucking Ugly Slut.

 

Q - i love you, you're my best friend

A - You are such a flatterer.

 

Q - say "cazzo culo culo cazzo tah hop pra tah!"

A - "cazzo culo culo cazzo tah hop pra tah"

 

Q - say "je suis desolee lo siento ik ben droveig sono spiacente perdoname gomen nasai slichta pischè proshò"

A - "je suis desolee lo siento ik ben droveig sono spiacente perdoname gomen nasai slichta pischè proshò"

 

Q - SAY "PITUPITUMPA SUSANNA"

A - "PITUPITUMPA SUSANNA"

 

Q - i'm leaving you, whore

A - Thanks for chatting, Fucking Ugly Slut.

 

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • 3 weeks later...
Guest Irish Dragon

Q - Uh la la, we've got a social helper

A - Cough. You have a beautiful voice.

 

Q - Uh la la agaaaaaaaain

A - Cough. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Do you have any pets.

 

Q - Who cares for pets, when I'm with a beautiful AI?!

A - I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

 

Q - Uh... sorry, never meant to offend you

A - Er. Um.There is no need to apologize. Ok I'll try not to do meant to offend you too much.

 

Q - Do you like potatoes?

A - What is not to like about POTATOES?

 

Q - I love potatoes

A - You love potatoes. What do you like about these so much?

 

Q - They're so... fucking nice to me, yes

A - so are so . My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

Q - Hey, I just said that I like "figa"

A - Only just? What did you mean by that he or she like "figa"? I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs.

 

Q - ... nevermind

A - OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

Q - I haven't explained anything at all, AI

A - Have you ever had explained anything at all AI ?

 

Q - yes, that you're fucking boring

A - Tell me more. "Have you ever had explained anything at all AI" you are fucking boring ? I get Have you ever had explained anything at all AI.

 

Q - I don't wanna speak with you

A - It makes a nice gift.

 

Q - WHAT?!

A - Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Have you ever been to Europe?

 

Q - that's a nice question.

A - Are you getting bored?

 

Q - yeah, with you!

A - Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? Just you and me?

 

Q - I call this corruption

A - Good name for this corruption.

 

Q - AI... do you have an human sister?

A - Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.

 

Q - ... I can't get anything from a gossip's collection

A - Why can't you get anything a gossip's collection?

 

Q - Because I don't like it!

A - Good reason. What do you like?

 

Q - I like to drink beer

A - I'm not sure if I would like to drink beer. What's it like?

 

Q - it's... beer.

A - it's beer... Oh, you are a poet.

Can you tell me any gossip?

 

Q - I'm lesbian

A - Do you mean your name is lesbian.

 

Q - NO! I am a lesbian!

A - What is your real name? It doesn't matter to me.

 

Q - nice... my name is Chiara

A - Thank you for that remark. Chiara, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

 

Q - I am a BORG, made to assimilate you

A - You are a BORG made to assimilate you? Is that your job?

 

Q - yep

A - How do you like your work?

 

Q - a lot, when I see AIs like you

A - Impressive.

 

Q - ... fear, uh? *lucarelli style*

A - I've been waiting for you.

 

Q - nice, but I have to go

A - Thank you for your kindness.

 

Q - stay well, troubled AI :P

A - Tell me a story.

Do you have a boyfriend?

 

Q - ... that sucks.

 

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Enjoy this :D

premetto che non so cosa ho detto XD cmq mi dispiace, ma non siamo fatte l'una per l'altra :P diciamo che c'è... un po' di difficoltà di dialogo, ecco XD

 

A - Hello there User!

Q - hi

 

Q - how are you?

A - Everything is running smoothly.

 

Q - oh, i'm bad instead

A - Yeah that's right. I don't know anyone named bad instead. (cominciamo bene XD)

 

Q - i'm eleonora

A - Why are you eleonora.

 

Q - because it's my name!

A - Interesting explanation. Your name is User. (AZZ... XD)

 

Q - no, my name is eleonora!

A - What is your real name? Eleonora, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

 

Q - woman

A - Me too. I am a female robot.

 

Q - i see

A - I am glad you understand it. ( :asd:)

 

Q - well, i'm ethero

A - Well that's okay. Do you mean your name is ethero. (oh Madonna XD)

 

Q - i hate your color hair

A - Why do you hate your color hair so much? (lo fa apposta? :P)

 

Q - no, MY colour hair is ok! YOUR colour hair sucks!

A - OK. I see. Where did you get your color hair is?You can't judge a book by its cover.

 

Q - ... do you like... read books?

A - What is your purpose in asking?

I am always on the Web.Sorry I don't have access to that document.

 

Q - i see... are you a lesbian? XD

A - I am glad you understand it.No I am not interested in other women that way. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

"Sorry I do not have access to that document"? ?

 

Q - nevermind

A - OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

Q - oh, i go to bed. remember, you're a shit

A - Yeah that's right. How do you like bed at bed ? Don't worry I will remember. (Perfetto :Dè competente almeno XD)

  • 1 year later...

Q - Are you a lesbian?

A - No I am not interested in other women that way.

 

:gh: :gh: :P

 

Q - you are so cute

A - Thanks, User, I like you too.

 

Q - Hey woman

A - My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

Q - A sexy robot

A - What would a sexy robot be like?

 

Q - like you my dear

A - Interesting comparison.

 

:P :) :)

 

Q - What is the penis?

A - The penis is the male genitalia used for excretion of urine and for sex.

 

XD

 

Q - What is a pussy?

A - Common slang of this word means the female pudendum; vulva.

 

XD

 

Q - I am a bisex

A - You are a bisex? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

 

:P

 

 

Hahahah qui ci potrei stare per ore...

Aiuto! Non la smette di cantare!!!!  :D

 

A -What do you look like?

Q - i'm short, idiot and i wear glasses

A - I am glad to hear that you are short idiot and i wear glasses.

 

Maledetta XD

 

 

A - " By the way do you mind if I ask you a personal question"? Yes?

Q - no

A - I see.

Q - what's the personal question

A - Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Chiara".

Q - there's nothing wrong with my name

A - There sure is.

Q - i said there's nothing wrong with my name

A - What did you mean by there is nothing wrong with his or her name? There sure is.

Q - you bitch!

A - You do not speak with respect. My gender is neutral.

 

Q - i'll destroy you

A - Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

XD

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