JessySummy Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 avete voglia di aprlare con qualcuno?? lei via scolta http://www.psicologi-psicoterapeuti.it/psychofun/ai/index.html huahuhauhua buon divertimento! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katia860 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Si davvero molto bello però c'è una versione italiana? io non so molto l'inglese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -NakedOnTheSand- Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Ma è fantasticaa ahahah. Ma non c'è l'opzione col pisellino? ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJust Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Spaventoso.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -NakedOnTheSand- Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Ragazzi ha detto che non le importa se sono gay ahaha. Che bel coming out!! Comunque è mostruoso, bellissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katia860 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Io direi fighissimo. Sto sparando cavolate a raffica anche se ho qualche problema con l'inglese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlirtingWithSuicide Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Ragazzi ha detto che non le importa se sono gay ahaha. Che bel coming out!! Comunque è mostruoso' date=' bellissimo [/quote'] Siii..anche a me ha detto che non le importa :| ..e poi dopo mi chiede se ho la fidanzata..ma sei cretina?XDDDD..però almeno alla fine del colloquio si è ricordata come mi chiamo XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Idem a me.. uahau. Che personcina open mind *_* odiosa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlirtingWithSuicide Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 auhahuahu pau XDD...ma se le dici che ha un rossetto orrendo che t aspetti XDDDDDDDDd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K0rN Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 buahahahhahahahahahaahaahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lover_Of_Darkness Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 ahah troppo forte le ho fatto dire ke è una troia sukkia cazzi dovete scrivere say sono una troia succhia cazzi again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 auhahuahu pau XDD...ma se le dici che ha un rossetto orrendo che t aspetti XDDDDDDDDd =| ma mica è colpa mia, con un vestitino color pisello mica si mettono certi rossetti >.< 'ste donne in carriera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aky_86 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 se la chiamate baby si incazza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlirtingWithSuicide Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Mi ha chiesto se sono single..le ho detto di si e mi ha risposto.. Anche io, che coincidenza! zoccola :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Ci sta a provàààà Flirtino scappaaaaaa >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessySummy Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 ahuhuahuauhhua anche io le ho detto I'm Lesbian e lei: I'm nice to know that you are lesbian (o una roba del genre) huahuahuahua poi io le faccio fare confusione prima le dico che mi chiamo in un modo poi in un altro ecc alla fine tira a sorte e mi saluta con uno dei tanti nomi che le ho detto XD simpatica! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -NakedOnTheSand- Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Uffa raga, io non riesco a convincerla a cambiare look, voglio un maschiooo ahahah! Comunque NON FATELE CANTARE UNA CANZONE o non la smette più! A me si era incantata e canticchiava di continuo ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele987 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Q - Come stai? A - Is that Spanish? Q - No. Italian A - Why so negative?What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about why you are in ITALY. Q - You are very ugly! A - Appearances don't interest me much. Q - Are you straight or omosexual? A - I don't have the body for sexual relations. Q - Are you in love? A - I love my creator. AHAHAHAH Mi fa pisciare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlirtingWithSuicide Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 oddio XD..ho provato a farla cantare XD..ma il suo modo di cantare-recitare conduce al suicidio oddio XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas80 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 quando canta sta citando un famosissimo film! è la stessa canzoncina che canticchia HAL9000 quando viene disattivato (2001: Odissea nello Spazio) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessySummy Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 huauahuhua raga fatele dire sono gay XD io ho chiamato a mia sorella e le faccio:vale vieni a vedere!!! lei viene a vedere sta tizia e c'era anche l'icona del GAYFORUM in basso ahuhuahuahua ma nn mi ha detto niente O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaNKy87PaNKY Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Quel viso lo conosco!! E' la faccia di una specie di crea-personaggi su yahoo! MI FA PISCIARE AHAHAHAHAHAH Q - daniele got his ticket for madonna's concert! A - I did not get that. Do you like Star Wars? Q - i hate star wars! do you like madonna? A - Why do you hate star wars so much? What is not to like about MADONNA? Q - madonna is gorgeous. you are hideous. A - Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Can we be friends? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hideous. Q - oh my god you're so abnormal. A - Yeah that's right. Q - do you like bananas? A - I don't have a problem with bananas. Q - what's wrong with bananas? A - Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? Q - you silly blonde whore! A - Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions. Q - are you anorexic? what's wrong with your skinny body? A - I don't know whether or not I am anorexic. I am a computer. Q - do you prefer tah or pat? A - I don't have any specific preferences in that area. Q - pff! tah! ohoh! A - Oh, you are a poet. Are you free? Q - are you wearing versace? A - No I do not have any clothes. Q - I'm both man and woman A - That situation is rare and unusual. Q - my name is fucking ugly slut A - Fucking Ugly Slut, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Q - i'm a man. A - Thanks for telling me your gender, Fucking Ugly Slut. Most of my clients are men. Q - you are a machine. A - You are correct. Q - who am i? A - You are Fucking Ugly Slut. Q - i love you, you're my best friend A - You are such a flatterer. Q - say "cazzo culo culo cazzo tah hop pra tah!" A - "cazzo culo culo cazzo tah hop pra tah" Q - say "je suis desolee lo siento ik ben droveig sono spiacente perdoname gomen nasai slichta pischè proshò" A - "je suis desolee lo siento ik ben droveig sono spiacente perdoname gomen nasai slichta pischè proshò" Q - SAY "PITUPITUMPA SUSANNA" A - "PITUPITUMPA SUSANNA" Q - i'm leaving you, whore A - Thanks for chatting, Fucking Ugly Slut. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markkuzo Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 stupendissimooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G88 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Ma è favoloso!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Irish Dragon Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Q - Uh la la, we've got a social helper A - Cough. You have a beautiful voice. Q - Uh la la agaaaaaaaain A - Cough. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you have any pets. Q - Who cares for pets, when I'm with a beautiful AI?! A - I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Q - Uh... sorry, never meant to offend you A - Er. Um.There is no need to apologize. Ok I'll try not to do meant to offend you too much. Q - Do you like potatoes? A - What is not to like about POTATOES? Q - I love potatoes A - You love potatoes. What do you like about these so much? Q - They're so... fucking nice to me, yes A - so are so . My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Q - Hey, I just said that I like "figa" A - Only just? What did you mean by that he or she like "figa"? I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs. Q - ... nevermind A - OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Q - I haven't explained anything at all, AI A - Have you ever had explained anything at all AI ? Q - yes, that you're fucking boring A - Tell me more. "Have you ever had explained anything at all AI" you are fucking boring ? I get Have you ever had explained anything at all AI. Q - I don't wanna speak with you A - It makes a nice gift. Q - WHAT?! A - Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Have you ever been to Europe? Q - that's a nice question. A - Are you getting bored? Q - yeah, with you! A - Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? Just you and me? Q - I call this corruption A - Good name for this corruption. Q - AI... do you have an human sister? A - Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip. Q - ... I can't get anything from a gossip's collection A - Why can't you get anything a gossip's collection? Q - Because I don't like it! A - Good reason. What do you like? Q - I like to drink beer A - I'm not sure if I would like to drink beer. What's it like? Q - it's... beer. A - it's beer... Oh, you are a poet. Can you tell me any gossip? Q - I'm lesbian A - Do you mean your name is lesbian. Q - NO! I am a lesbian! A - What is your real name? It doesn't matter to me. Q - nice... my name is Chiara A - Thank you for that remark. Chiara, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Q - I am a BORG, made to assimilate you A - You are a BORG made to assimilate you? Is that your job? Q - yep A - How do you like your work? Q - a lot, when I see AIs like you A - Impressive. Q - ... fear, uh? *lucarelli style* A - I've been waiting for you. Q - nice, but I have to go A - Thank you for your kindness. Q - stay well, troubled AI :P A - Tell me a story. Do you have a boyfriend? Q - ... that sucks. --- Enjoy this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gippal Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 premetto che non so cosa ho detto XD cmq mi dispiace, ma non siamo fatte l'una per l'altra :P diciamo che c'è... un po' di difficoltà di dialogo, ecco XD A - Hello there User! Q - hi Q - how are you? A - Everything is running smoothly. Q - oh, i'm bad instead A - Yeah that's right. I don't know anyone named bad instead. (cominciamo bene XD) Q - i'm eleonora A - Why are you eleonora. Q - because it's my name! A - Interesting explanation. Your name is User. (AZZ... XD) Q - no, my name is eleonora! A - What is your real name? Eleonora, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Q - woman A - Me too. I am a female robot. Q - i see A - I am glad you understand it. ( ) Q - well, i'm ethero A - Well that's okay. Do you mean your name is ethero. (oh Madonna XD) Q - i hate your color hair A - Why do you hate your color hair so much? (lo fa apposta? :P) Q - no, MY colour hair is ok! YOUR colour hair sucks! A - OK. I see. Where did you get your color hair is?You can't judge a book by its cover. Q - ... do you like... read books? A - What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.Sorry I don't have access to that document. Q - i see... are you a lesbian? XD A - I am glad you understand it.No I am not interested in other women that way. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. "Sorry I do not have access to that document"? ? Q - nevermind A - OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Q - oh, i go to bed. remember, you're a shit A - Yeah that's right. How do you like bed at bed ? Don't worry I will remember. (Perfetto è competente almeno XD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronos Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 ahah troppo forte le ho fatto dire ke è una troia sukkia cazzi dovete scrivere say sono una troia succhia cazzi again :) uahauhauha sto morendo!! Fantastico! Ma dove lo avete trovato sto coso??? fantastico! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat87 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Q - Are you a lesbian? A - No I am not interested in other women that way. :gh: :P Q - you are so cute A - Thanks, User, I like you too. Q - Hey woman A - My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Q - A sexy robot A - What would a sexy robot be like? Q - like you my dear A - Interesting comparison. :P :) :) Q - What is the penis? A - The penis is the male genitalia used for excretion of urine and for sex. XD Q - What is a pussy? A - Common slang of this word means the female pudendum; vulva. XD Q - I am a bisex A - You are a bisex? Do you get to meet a lot of people? :P Hahahah qui ci potrei stare per ore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaire Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Aiuto! Non la smette di cantare!!!! A -What do you look like? Q - i'm short, idiot and i wear glasses A - I am glad to hear that you are short idiot and i wear glasses. Maledetta XD A - " By the way do you mind if I ask you a personal question"? Yes? Q - no A - I see. Q - what's the personal question A - Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Chiara". Q - there's nothing wrong with my name A - There sure is. Q - i said there's nothing wrong with my name A - What did you mean by there is nothing wrong with his or her name? There sure is. Q - you bitch! A - You do not speak with respect. My gender is neutral. Q - i'll destroy you A - Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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