The Personality Defect Test XD

[Klaire]

E' un test della personalità da prendere con molta MOLTA ironia... XD

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4741219933576750506/Personality-Defect

 

 

Il mio risultato è questo a proposito  :P

 

You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

 

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

 

 

[Ghost77]

Pero'...

You are 57% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

 

Tutto sommato non si e' allontanato molto!

[Eru]

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

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Il principale errore che ha commesso l'autrice del test è l'aver messo in contrapposizione razionalità ed emozionalità. Non fosse per quello, sarebbe stato anche un test ai limiti della decenza.

[Klaire]

Il principale errore che ha commesso l'autrice del test è l'aver messo in contrapposizione razionalità ed emozionalità. Non fosse per quello, sarebbe stato anche un test ai limiti della decenza.

 

Questo è vero... alla domanda "are you a thinker or a feeler?" (o qualcosa del genere) non sapevo che rispondere... in effetti non ho risposto  :P

 

Ripeto, è un test molto ironico 

[cranfan]

You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

 

Sono un emo. -.-

[Wythe]

You are 0% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

 

 

Io sono King Kong...E si che mi ero messa a dieta..

[CutHere]

You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

 

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

 

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